asl

asl
1. (asl) (4446↑, 711↓)
What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.

bobiscool:hey hi hey lolololoollll iamsohot:hi bobiscool:asl iamsohot:49/f/nebraska bobiscool:6/m/america iamsohot:kool wats ur name bobiscool:bobiscool iamsohot:no ur reel name bobiscool:bobby jimson iamsohot:wana kis bobiscool:ya iamsohot:smooch bobiscool:smooch iamsohot:lol\!\!\!1111 i g2g c u bye bobiscool:bye iamsohot:wat is ur adres bobiscool:464 cinnamon way iamsohot:k bye The next day Bobby's parents went to his room to see how he was doing,and found his head chopped off.Poor Bobby.

2. (asl) (1753↑, 338↓)
age sex location. which is followed by a block from your buddylist

"wut up\!\!\!\! ASL?"

3. (asl) (1185↑, 316↓)
1. Above Sea Level 2. Age Sex Location 3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL 2. allursbaby7: hey, asl? hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye 3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

4. (asl) (653↑, 153↓)
ASL or asl; Abbreviation for Age, Sex, and Location. Used in computer chat as a question to gain basic personal information. Usually frowned upon as an impersonal and annoying introduction.

Chatter 1: Hi,asl? Chatter 2: 27/male/Florida

5. (asl) (550↑, 158↓)
Age/Sex/Location, first question you will EVER see when you enter a chatroom. Used by everyone who needs some "cybering"

Pedophiles use a/s/l to lure children, offer them candy, rape, and then kill them.

6. (ASL) (378↑, 87↓)
Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question. Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.

We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://asl.urbanup.com/1392265
7. (asl) (348↑, 127↓)
Easily the most annoying [newbian] acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111 ASL??\!??\!?\!?\!1111 Johnny: ATTENTION [FUCKTARD]: Step away from the computer\!

Author: Johnny Rocketfingers http://asl.urbanup.com/241275
8. (asl) (126↑, 21↓)
The first thing a sexual predator says to his prospective prey.

boyluvr: hey\!\!\!\!\!\!\! timmy: lol hi boyluvr: asl timmy: 12/m/florida RUN TIMMY, RUN FAR, FAR AWAY

Author: lovesmesumcake http://asl.urbanup.com/3294850
9. (asl) (116↑, 42↓)
ASL Generally means: A- Age S- Sex (I mean gender) L- Location Few scients from Mars also told us that ASL can be the [typo] for [AFL]. Of course ASL can become abusing sometimes, when you (1)want to give those asl obsessed idiots a smack down (2)Hate ASL question. Tell them the 2005 version ASL, Which stands for - A-Anal S-Sex L-Lube Only thing you can answer is Yes or No, and generally you should answer no. Thumb down accepted.

A: What is your asl ? B: No A: (Falls into confusion)

Author: Your Neighbour http://asl.urbanup.com/1473120
10. (asl) (130↑, 61↓)
AFTER SEX LEAVE

Bitches Better Leave After I Fuck. asl

11. (asl) (80↑, 17↓)
A word used by people trying to gain personal information. They usually ask you first, and lie bye either saying they are older or the same age. Most people say ª this to hide their age, and mask who they truely are. The dumber people give out their town and street adress. Which is usually followed by mail or a doorbell ring. If you really are going to give out this basic information, make it as general as possible. asl is sometimes written as: a.s.l, a/s/l, age, sex, location, a;s;l, a:s:l, or a's'l. There are sometimes captial letters and different arrangements, like: a/l, s/l/a, l/s/a, sex, location, and age, or l's'a. Most of the time people know the person's sex, but people like me make it as fun as possible.

ªGirl who is actually 10: Hey, asl? Guy: 16/m/florida, you? Girl who is actually 10: 17/f/California Guy: Cool Girl: Hey, asl Guy: Between 13-18/m/North America Girl: uhmmm, you're a loser, go **** a **** you *****. Guy: -_- What's your asl? Girl: 11/f/4 Jemble Lane Los Angeles, California. Why? Guy: lmao *signs off or blocks* Hmm, my screen name might be thecoolestguy54, yet she asks: Hey, asl? I sometimes say: 93/m and f/Mexico Which is followed by blocking, flamming, etc.

Author: Mac the Boy http://asl.urbanup.com/1449867
12. (ASL) (67↑, 12↓)
A/S/L A=Age S=Sex (Gender, you sickos) L=Location. *It is predominately used by people who are trying to "score" someone online. *Used mainly on chatlines. *Sometimes used in confusion of username. *For people who are too lazy to ask fully, usually dont spell good, and/or are addicted to watching girls on WebCams. Sorry for bashing all those who dont do that stuff and still use "ASL".

Iwnturkids: hi asl Jules: ...\>_\> Iwnturkids: ur sexxi Jules: You dont even know me, so go away. And I think the word you were looking for was "sexy". Um, yeah. Iwnturkids: i dont no wut ur talken bout u wiredo i hate u u suck blah blah blah Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CK3R. DO YOU SPEAK IT? Me: Pwned. \<333

13. (asl) (57↑, 16↓)
An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.

situation one pervert: hi, asl? 'hotchick': 18/f/Can pervert: what do you look like? 'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes (pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.) (series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably) (female feels demeaned and leaves chat) (pervert regrets action and feels sad) situation two pervert: hi, asl? 'hotchick': 75/f/Can pervert: fuck you. (pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad) situation three pervert: hi, asl? 'hotchick': 18/M/Can pervert: fuck you. (pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)

14. (asl) (44↑, 9↓)
Something a [newbie] will say when meeting people online for the first time. Commonly associated with pedophiles and child serial killers who use hacksaws and occasionaly paper cut their victims to death.

morongirl22: Hey, asl? insomniac: err fym morongirl22: Oooh what does that mean? insomniac: fuck your mother

Author: insomniac888 http://asl.urbanup.com/2012699
15. (ASL) (36↑, 4↓)
American Sign Language. a cultural minority or Deaf persons who communicate using gestures and facial expressions (signs)

At my high school, one choice of a second language is ASL

Author: Average Brake http://asl.urbanup.com/3862909
16. (ASL) (36↑, 10↓)
A sure mark of a moron on IRC.

moron\> HI\!\!\! ASL?\! usera\> .... moron has been kicked.

17. (asl) (31↑, 6↓)
pick up line used by pedofiles on the internet.

pervertattheageof43 butposingasa15yearoldguy: ASL everyone? hottie8945: 15 f cal, u? pervertattheageof42 butposingasa15yearguy: 15 m cal, want to met?

18. (ASL) (28↑, 4↓)
Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".

Joe: asl? Phil: screw off, rapist

19. (ASL) (73↑, 53↓)
ASL: A slice of Lemon. As preffered by some internet users in a nice refreshing gin and tonic.

Don't forget ASL in my ice tea\!

Author: Lt. Handjob http://asl.urbanup.com/1439180
20. (ASL) (38↑, 22↓)
bait used by internet pedophiles to lure children

HI. What's your ASL?

21. (asl) (36↑, 22↓)
instant message lingo, stands for age/sex/location

Zer0 racer- asl FineAssBitch69- BITCH\! GET THE FUCK AWAY\!

Author: Zer0 Racer http://asl.urbanup.com/25366
22. (asl) (14↑, 1↓)
It's how you end up on To Catch A Predator.

ME: Hi, asl? You: 13fca ME: you had sex???

23. (asl) (31↑, 20↓)
The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://asl.urbanup.com/62200
24. (asl) (38↑, 28↓)
American Sign Language

my sister took ASL but shes no good at it.

25. (asl) (22↑, 15↓)
term antisocial/lonely people that spend excessive amounts of time on [aim] use to get to know someone of the opposite sex- in hopes of getting laid.

imPortRom33obaLLaboi23: WSuP mA KeN i g4t cho a/S/l? sWeEt_s3xi3_hUnNEe69: 14/f/ny..wuz yos? imPortRom33obaLLaboi23: 18/m/ca sWeEt_s3xi3_hUnNEe69: oOOo BoI u so fIone lez make sUm BaBiEs

26. (ASL) (10↑, 4↓)
Age, Sex, Location. Preferably used in chat-rooms.

SEXCGUY226: Hey babe, asl? x xHollie-Gyalx: 16, Female, US. You? SEXCGUY226: 56, Male, US x xHollie-Gyalx: PEDOBEAR\!\!

Author: Boy_Like_Niall http://asl.urbanup.com/5184435
27. (Asl) (6↑, 1↓)
A warning noise with no specific meaning, used only in written language on the internet. Asl is most commonly used by obese or too skinny, physically weak males who have an above average mental handicap, however, these men are exceptionally considerate by warning everyone upfront of the dangers that may lie in case the warned engage in conversation with the warner.

"asl" (to be interpreted as "I have an unattractive appearance, ulterior motives and may be holding my penis in my palm.")

Author: AlexTheMedicore http://asl.urbanup.com/5481738
28. (asl) (18↑, 13↓)
age sex location used by stupid [HH]ers, among others. [bobba]\!

question: omg wtf asl? answer: bobba bobba\!

29. (ASL) (4↑, 0↓)
DISCONNECT

You: asl Stranger: Fucktard. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

30. (asl) (7↑, 3↓)
Age, sex, location. Often used online in chat rooms.

Person 1 - ASL? Person 2 - 18/F/Cali Person 1 - Very nice

31. (asl) (29↑, 26↓)
It's just short for age/sex/location. People ask this to find out a little about the person they are chatting to.

Random1: asl? Random2: 16/f/cali Random1: cool Random2: u? Random1: 17/m/florida

Author: SundayMorning http://asl.urbanup.com/1098469
32. (asl) (18↑, 16↓)
[lame] thing to say if your a [clueless newbie]. Stands for Age Sex Location.

Hi, im after [netsex] asl?

33. (asl) (1↑, 0↓)
3 Letters you can type to ask a quick 3 questions: A:Age? S:Sex? L:Location?

"Hey, what's your asl?" " 23, Male, Florida."

34. (ASL) (8↑, 7↓)
It's short of Age / Sex / Location . You will say in Online Chat when you never meet his/her.

A: What is ASL? B: Age / Sex / Location A: SEX? B: LOL

35. (asl) (10↑, 9↓)
Asl is just a shortend term for age/sex/location However it beeing a simple term many people take it to far.

Luke: Hey asl? Hannah: 14/f/uk It can go wrong however. Luke: Hey Asl? Hannah:14/f/uk Luke:were abouts in the uk Hannah: London Luke:Street/house number maybe we can meet up. The action you take after this can decide what happenes next because you dont know who they are tbh (tbh= To be honest)

Author: DeathNotexxx http://asl.urbanup.com/3539279
36. (asl) (0↑, 0↓)
age sex location. used by the 10,000 horny teenage boys on [omegle] to find the 50 horny teenage girls on omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi\! Stranger: asl? You: 17 m usa Stranger: 18 m usa You: we need to stop fapping. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author: bassmasta24601 http://asl.urbanup.com/6242078
37. (asl) (16↑, 20↓)
Age/Sex/Location. Louis is the clueless newbie.

Hi, I'm John. a/s/l?

Author: Cait Sith Cat http://asl.urbanup.com/15062
38. (asl) (12↑, 19↓)
Used to find out the age sex and location of someone.

gay_freek2004: wutup? wh0re joo? asl? bai\!

39. (asl) (15↑, 25↓)
agesexlocation

asl?

40. (asl) (6↑, 17↓)
unskilled typo of AOL

person: asl person: *aol

41. (ASL) (7↑, 19↓)
Meaning "Age/Sex/Location"; it does not mean someone is calling you an asshole. It's a gamer abbreviation when a person would like to know more details about another player.

"LidoMunkeh, asl?" "16/F/Canada, you?" "18/M/NY." "Cool."

Author: Parisa Baripour http://asl.urbanup.com/2884953
42. (ASL) (6↑, 25↓)
Refering to the band A Static Lullaby

I went to the ASL concert last night. It was awesome.

Author: Turd Burgle http://asl.urbanup.com/2137689
43. (asl) (4↑, 26↓)
American School in London thats in england. Where all the cool ppl go.

Im Israeli but i go to asl, and i have and Indian friend who goes there too. and canadians, but they dont count for nothing...

Author: A-Dogg to the Izzle http://asl.urbanup.com/1583864
44. (asl) (9↑, 46↓)
asl is an [acronym] for [anal sex] legitimised

The sexspecialist took her [lover] to her [bedroom]. As she was stripping for some [sexy] [hot] [action] she said "asl".

Author: Three Blondes in Black Skirts http://asl.urbanup.com/1574630
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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